On the Origin of Religion

How to start a Religion: "Religions serve a useful purpose. Do you have one? If not, rather than trying to choose from the numerous ones that exist already, why not start your own. It's easier than you might imagine! This handy guide will tell you what you need to know. It's been done many times before successfully by folks with a minimum of experience. Doesn't require any particular skill and doesn't cost a lot. Yes, I know exactly what you're thinking – and I can reassure you up front on that point. If you go about it the right way you don't have to become a martyr."